So you're thinking about purchasing a template...good for you! You're trying to save money, yes? Don't expect to download it, unzip it, upload it and breathe easy. You will not always be given the sample images and page copy. You will not always be given FTP access to your web host. (What is FTP?) You will not be given WordPress to install. There are so many pieces to the puzzle that can go wrong for the unseasoned WordPress user. Therefore, the purpose of this post is to advise … [Read more...]
WordPress Meetup Sydney
April 24, 2012 By Leave a Comment
How to Optimise your WordPress Site Thank you to Vibe Wire for their meeting space. Minimize your widgets when you can just hardcode it. Move your CSS calls up and your JavaScript to the bottom if you are creating your own templates. Note to self: check StudioPress' code. CSS Sprites: www.SpriteMe.org - interesting concept to Combinea all images intoalone png image file. Interesting concept; need toresearch more. Comments from anyone who has used sprites? Optimize your image … [Read more...]
Web Development and Prostitution
February 24, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Disclaimer: I know nothing about prostitution except what Wikipedia states and watching 21 Jump Street. I make no claims to any assumptions or content. This is just for fun so keep it light. Me: Hi there! I hear that you are in need of my services; [so-and-so] asked me to contact you. Client: Can I see your portfolio? Me: Sure. You can also ask my customers. Check my reviews. Google me. Client: I need to KNOW that you won't just take my money and run. I've been shafted … [Read more...]
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